Friday, January 15, 2010

Underwear still the buzz !!!!

Ok, ok enough talk about the skivvies already, honestly people, it's underwear, we all gott'em, we all wear them... Don't we?
Fess up, who out there is going "Commando" these days... It's just not practical.

Definition of Granny pants:
First off, I don't care how many truffle cream filled Bonbons you have subjected your self to, if at any time you hold up your gitch and it appears as though a number of you could hop in there cozy comfy.. they are very wrong.

"You can't go wrong with a thong", Remember the "thong song?"
Ya ...its worth writing a song about... or perhaps a poem. Think I have one to contribute...

You can't go wrong with a thong
Stays in place all day is long
Ain't no panty lines to see
Ain't no panty lines on me

My favourite poet was Dr. Suess... (Random thought... Not sure he really ever was a doctor, but I admire his talent just the same.

I have an idea, what ever style undies you are sporting now in your infamous "undies Drawer"(BORING)...let's switch it up some...

Why don't we all take a tip from our buddy "K" and go out and purchase a completely different type underwear you never ever thought you would ever wear.
Let's do it...

Thong
boy shorts
brief/boxers
boxers
briefs
bikini

Whatever, new year, new gitch !!!

Are you in !!!
I welcome your comments...

Thursday, January 7, 2010

If you prick him does he not bleed?

Well there you have it folks, Mr. Cromlish is in fact "Human"...
The weight loss machine has in fact come to a halt and indeed reversed direction!
Valuable lessons have been learned.

It's all about "cycles" people.
Follow along...

When you are exercising and eating well you continue to exercise and eat well...

When you stop eating well, exercise starts to slide.../
When you stop exercising its fast slippery slope to the Ben and Gerry's chocolate bon bon highway and sadly some never find the "on ramp" again.

Food is a drug.. Good or Bad and some of the bad is addictive!
Don't let the food be your narcotic!
Once the taste for sweet or salty is established the "beast must be satisfied" much to the chagrin of your tailor.
Our man Cromlish has just experienced this phenomenon. Lucky for Dave he has too much to "lose" so to speak to continue this once traveled path. He knows where this road leads and he is never going back that road again!

Holiday is over my friend, you deserved the break.
Break time is over. We have much to accomplish this year you and I and we will see this through with many lessons learned, many learned already.

Shake the "sugar monkey" off your back and lets all head on in back to the Garden patch !!!
Trainer says:
"Nourish your body, don't feed your addictions..."